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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     D#
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

D#
     I'm sorry baby

D#7                         G#
     I could not see you tonight

   G#m
So cold and almost naked

        D#
So many people outside

D#7                    G#
And everyone can clearly see

    Fm
I'm not supposed to be here

    A#                            (A#)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      D#
I was minding my own business

         D#
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         G#                              D#
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     D#
So I joined and drank some too

           D#
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            G#                                D#
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    A#
And then I saw your message

        G#
"Do you want to fool around"

  A#
I nearly lost my balance

       G#
Almost fell right to the ground

  Fm
I ran straight to your room

               G#
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    E
The lift was on your floor, but then

  D#
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  D#
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

D#7                          G#
         Standing nearly at your door

   G#m
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       D#
And my pants on the floor

D#7                            G#
      I could not resist your charm

    Fm
But someone had to vape inside

A#                          D#
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
D# | D#7 | G# | G#m
D# | D#7 | G# | G#m

[chorus]

D#
     I'm sorry baby

D#7                         G#
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        G#m
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         D#
But also cold and numb

D#7                         G#
     Please accept my explanation

    Fm
And forgive me for this

A#              D#         (G# D# A# D#)
Premature evacuation